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Mass Murderer |
| EDUCATION :: |
Completed High School |
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3-4 Piercings |
| RELIGION :: |
Fellowship Of Juggalos |
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Looking For A Lette |
| FAVORITE PSYCHOPATHIC ARTIST :: |
Twiztid |
| FAVORITE UNDERGROUND ARTIST :: |
Kottonmouth Kings |
| 2ND FAVORITE UNDERGROUND ARTIST (NON-PSY: |
Zug Izland |
| 3RD FAVORITE UNDERGROUND ARTIST (NON-PSY: |
Subnoize Souljaz |
| FAVORITE JOKERS CARD :: |
The Riddlebox |
| FAVORITE ICP ALBUM :: |
Forgotten Freshness 4 |
| FAVORITE BOONDOX ALBUM :: |
The Harvest |
| FAVORITE ABK ALBUM :: |
Hatchet Warrior |
| FAVORITE DARK LOTUS ALBUM :: |
Tales From The Lotus Pod (Gold /ABK) |
| FAVORITE TWIZTID ALBUM :: |
Green Book |
| FAVORITE BLAZE ALBUM :: |
One Less G |
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well the hatchet, sex, vampires, zombies, juggalos, juggalets, work, sleep, homies, and well nightmares
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ear in loathing in las vegas, army of darkness, alice in the wonderland, donnie darko(you know the 7 foot anti-christ time traviling bunny) umm waking the dead final fantacy 7 advent children
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well stephen king um and other stuff
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none aol,mastersmurf69@yahoo.com
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okay people whuts up besides this town we call wichita being twiztid in all deminsions or whtever that word is havent fighured it out yet anyways I own duckies soul so hands off anyways you should join gothfairies its a good cult anyways im just a smurf dont matter how tall i am or my hair color or size cause you will just use it against me so fuck it all and fuck wht everyone says im me and no one can change it i like to fuck the dead you know the good stuff um delta9techrahydrocanobbinod the best thing to happen to man.
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Name:SmurfBirthdate:2/11/85Birthplace:hellCurrent Location:wichitaHair Color:brownHeight:6' 3"Weight:fuck im not telling youPiercings:none did have 4 Tatoos:6 and getting moreBoyfriend/Girlfriend:Wicked Overused Phraze:gurrFAVORITESFood:cookiesCandy:butterfingerNumber:666Color:blue/blackAnimal:crowDrink:faygo mother fuckersAlcohol Drink:faygo sucidedBagel:hum nopeLetter:zBody Part on Opposite sex:eyesThis or ThatPepsi or Coke:can i have a faygo insteadMcDonalds or BurgerKing:neitherStrawberry or Watermelon:watermelonHot tea or Ice tea:neither faygo will doChocolate or VanillabutterscotchHot Chocolate or Coffee:faygo againKiss or Hug:kissDog or Cat:catRap or Punk:punlSummer or Winter:wummerScary Movies or Funny Movies:scaryLove or Money:loveYOUR...Bedtime:wheneverMost Missed Memory:my dadBest phyiscal feature:my well that all you need to knowFirst Thought Waking Up:wickedGoal for this year:to leave kansasBest Friends:wicked and shadow and scottWeakness:loveFears:loveHeritage:germanLongest relationship:dontcareHAVE YOU...Ever Drank:yesEver Smoked:yes Pot:yesEver been Drunk:yesEver been beaten up:noEver beaten someone up:yupEver Shoplifted:yesEver Skinny Dipped:yes alotEver Kissed Opposite sex:nope and dont plan on itBeen Dumped Lately:nopeIN A GUY/GIRLFavorite Eye Color:wickeds their awsomeFavorite Hair Color:blackShort or Long:longHeight:shortStyle:who caresLooks or Personality:personalityHot or Cutedosnt matterDrugs and Alcohol:drugsMuscular or Really Skinny:hummRANDOMSNumber of Regrets in the Past:3What country do you want to Visit:noneHow do you want to Die:with wickedBeen to the Mall Lately:yupDo you like Thunderstorms:hell yeah while drinking faygo and havng sexGet along with your Parents:nopeHealth Freak:nopeDo you think your Attractive:a littleBelieve in Yourself:yeahWant to go to College:yesDo you Smoke:yesDo you Drink:yesShower Daily:yes twiceBeen in Love:am in love nowDo yo Sing:hell noWant to get Married:yes to wickedDo you want Children:yesHave your future kids names planned out:not yet i dont thinkAge you wanna lose your Virginity:already lost itHate anyone:superninja CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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You scored as You are an Angel of Pain. You are the Angel of Sadness. You have been hurt many times in your lifetime, if you could call it that. You are in an almost constant state of depression because of the hurt. You fell in love and they were either taken from you or chose another instead!
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Sorry to be all deep and serious but I got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing I give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the Juggalo world; It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove who’s a bigger juggalo than whom. There is no big or small Juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 in psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one T-shirt. Being a juggalo is what’s in your heart not what’s on your clothes. I've seen juggalos calling each other juggahoes over spots in line at shows. That's BULLSHIT! Does anyone else realize this? Does anyone else feel the pain I do when my heart bleeds as I watch my family fall apart? We are all equal. Juggalos should not fight with one another! Remember? We are supposed to love each other! We need to be reunited as one once again. Just as we were before. “From the first jokers card, Carnival Of Carnage, to the latest card, The Wraith, we have been united as one by the powers of the Dark Carnival, the power that brings us together and makes us who we are, never again must you care what people think of you or what you do, this is our world and we live for each other!" If you own a copy of Dark Lotus, as soon as you get a chance, I want you to sit down and listen to .15 entitled, "Juggalo Family." When the song is over, think about what it means and think about how it makes you feel. If y’all want to laugh then go ahead but personally, the first time I heard that song was at The Gathering of The Juggalos 2001 and when I listened to the words and took a look around at all the juggalos faces, tears slowly came from my eyes and I thought to myself, "this is my family." It felt so good to know that the only thing I care about is right here with me. My juggalo family is the only thing true in my life. Nothing else has ever made me feel good. No person place or thing has ever looked at me as part of their family. If you own a computer, get on a website such as realjuggalos.com and click on the icon "juggalos" search through the page and take a look at all of them and just think, each of them consider you family, each of these people can be trusted with your life just as they trust you with your life. We shouldn't be fighting, we should be giving each other hugs and saying, " I clown love you ninja!" To any of you that have web sites, I would greatly appreciate it if you could post this on your site. If you happen to have access to a copy machine, please make copies and give this to as many juggalos as possible. I want to make sure every juggalo worldwide reads this letter. I'm gain to do my damndest to save our juggalo world and reunite it, not only that but make our family bigger. We have over two million dedicated juggalos in the world but we must also be dedicated to each other. My heart, mind, body and soul go out to each and every one of you. If you don't remember anything from this, at least remember this, " mass murder makes me happy, dead bodies make me happy, say what you will of me, I'll always have juggalo family" -Dark Lotus- We are juggalos, united we stand Forever dude that was deep as fuck but you know it still rang true. Just because there juggalos and juggalettes out there who are uber rich and shit doesn’t mean they are any better than anyone else in THIS family and in THIS world. Personally I based my whole existence on the family and my favorite song of all time is juggalo family because it reminds me of the older days when we was all the same...no better or no worse just because of our financial status or our educational status or how much weed we smoke or how much we drink or what we do or whether or not we have a hatchet man tattooed on our bodies or a 24 karat gold hatchet man hanging off our necks and shit! Its all good to rep the hatchet and I hope everyone always will but just because you have the means to get that 24 karat hatchet man with tons of diamonds and shit doesn’t mean your anymore of a juggalo/lette than anyone else in our family! As long as you have the love for everyone else in this family you are a TRUE juggalo! And that’s all that matters...so to everyone out there who thinks they're more of a juggalo than someone else because you have more shit...YOU AINT A FUCKEN JUGGALO YOUR A BITCH!!!! i pledge allegiance to the hatchet of the underground juggalo socity and the ninjas for which it stand one family under clowns full of freaks with faygo and neden for all and yes i had a daughter but she died about a week ago and she was preciousess
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um i belong to no one the smurf is not aloud to fall in love shit no one expects perfectness but he wht the fuck do i know im just a middleclass cracker or either that no one want me so blahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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 chocolate sauce you like it on top...u like is sweet, but rough...you kinky SON OF A BITCH BASTARD!
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