Drinking, driving (not at the same time), chilling with homies, piercings, tattoos, girls (yes, I love my girls)
MOVIES
Slasher flicks: Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Halloween
Mob/Gangster flicks: Scarface, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas
Drug flicks: Blow, How High, Half Baked
Comedies: Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks 2
"Musicals": Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sweeney Todd
Basically, I like anything as long as it has a plot
To start off, my name is Justin, but you can call me Varicose. If you hate me, you're unimportant anyway and very easily replacable. I like long walks on the beach, and... wait, nevermind, this isn't one of those sites. I'm an asshole by nature, but I won't be if you earn my respect. Yes, even Juggalos need to earn respect. Just cuz you're fam isn't an excuse. I like to FUCK. I'm very straightforward. I like to drink and I smoke cigarettes. Also, since everyone's always so curious, I've been down since late June 2004. I have a pretty kickass job working at Spencer's (if you live near here, come visit me sometime). Feel free to hit me up anytime. I'll add and talk to anyone, cuz everyone on this site should be true fam. I'm not here to start shit or be hated on, so if you hate on me, you're gonna regret it. I'm not a shit starter, but I'll damn sure finish it if you start it with me. I'm here for the love I have for my Juggalo fam, so like I said, hit me up any time. If you fuck up, you will be blocked. I'm here to teach things I've learned in my years on this earth, and also learn new things from my Fam
SIDE NOTE: I DO NOT and WILL NOT accept Group Invitations. I don't go into groups anyway, so it's pointless for me to join cuz I'll never be in there. I also don't use the chat room, so don't ask. If you wanna talk to me, leave a comment on my page, or message me
The Juggalo Zodiac Quiz
You were born in the year of The Great Milenko. Which means you are different from what people may think.Relevant Years:1954, 1960, 1966, 1972, 1978, 1984, 1990, 1996, 2002. Most Compatible with Carnival of Carnage. Take this quiz!
Anything and everything Psychopathic past and present
Kottonmouth Kings (and most of the bands on Suburban Noize)
Classic rock - The Beatles, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Lynyrd Skynyrd... The list goes on and on
Metal - Pantera, Guns 'N Roses Static-X, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, King Diamond/Mercyful Fate
Rap/Hip-Hop - Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Wu-Tang, Redman
Punk - Misfits, The Pogues, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Mindless Self Indulgence
I don't know exactly what genre to place them in, but I've also recently become a huge fan of Paramore. Hate if you want, but their music is awesome and fun to rock out to
Rockabilly - Johnny Cash, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis, Roy Orbison
Country - No specific artists, but I do like a few songs. You can find one song on my player and another video farther on in my profile
There's no end in sight to my list of music. It's always growing. Music is life
Keep in mind, Juggaloism is a mindstate, a lifestyle. It's NOT just about the music
LIKES
I love my girls. Juggalettes, gothic girls, preppy girls, any type of girls. Girls, girls, girls. I absolutely LOVE southern girls. Southern girls do it best, there's no doubt about that. I prefer dark hair, but I like blondes and redheads too. I like short skirts and tight shirts. Tight jeans, halters, tank tops. I love girls that don't think they need all kinds of makeup to look pretty. I like girls that will paint their face for me (but it doesn't have to be all the time). Short girls are my favorite. I like thick thighs and thick butts, slim waists (but that doesn't mean anorexic) and hips. I like proportioned girls. Meaning, I like big tits and big asses, but they have to be proportioned to the girl's body type. I like girls I can have an actual conversation with. Party girls are fun, but I like seriousness when it's appropriate. GIRLS FROM LOWELL, MASS! HOLY SHIT! I had no idea Lowell had so many sexy Juggalettes. If you're from Lowell or surrounding areas, HIT ME UP! Girls with piercings and tattoos are always a turnon as long as the tattoos are in the right spots and they fit the girl's personality
MY GIRLFRIEND! Yep, it finally happened. Guys, back off now and don't start any unnecessary drama, cuz you'll never take her away from me. I promise you that
DISLIKES
Bad teeth/bad breath, bitches, sluts, fake-ass hoes, hairy vaginas (just being honest, ladies), girls that just want me for my money. I don't have a lot, but I'm pretty generous with it when it comes to the ladies
I absolutely HATE fakes. There are at least 3 different types:
1. Those who dress in nothing but Psychopathic gear and know NOTHING about the Juggalo lifestyle
2. Those who claim to be "down", but pass judgement on another Juggalo before getting to know anything about them. To those types, all I'll say is, you can eat my shit
3. Followers. Be your own damn person. The whole point in being a Juggalo is to be different from everyone else. If you're with a crew, and they don't agree with something someone else does, that doesn't mean you have to follow what they say
(If you know of any other types, feel free to make additions)
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Just stoppin by to see if you've checked out the MJS AOTM for July yet. Necrophile absolutely destroyed the polls for the month and earned the title with the most votes! Heres some music to get you started!
Necrophile is the Chaos Of The World. Love, Hate, Care, Sadness and all emotion intrigue and humor him.
He is is the Darkness Of The World. He creeps silently throughout the night waiting for his chance to attack.
He is of your Hatred, Lies, Lust and Pain. He is the Wrath Of The World. Scandle, Death, Vindications, they are all HIM.
He is known by many names, but all those names are too Mind-Blowing for any human mind to comprehend.
So he is simply known, as Necrophile
Whats up Juggalos?
June is almost over, and if you havent noticed yet, GASH won the Artist Of The Month. If you havent already, you should head over to your "My Account" page and check out Gash! Heres some music to get you started...
Also, 4 new artists have been selected thanks to you! We have 4 more heavy hitters stepping up to the plate to win the MJS AoTM title, and here they are, in no particular order....
First up, Necrophile...
Next up, we have C4...
Next, we have Nikateen....
And last, but not least, you might recognize these guys from the last month AoTM. Well, they got nominated again, so here is Frantik Mindz....
Give all of these ninjas an honest listen, then when your ready to vote head on over to your "my account" page located under the "home" tab of the mjs navigation bar!