Chilling, MTG, Guild Wars, Machining Lightsabers.

Honestly I really don't do much besides work and school.

Though I party like a fucking rock star on the weekends.

Favorite drink: Long Islands baby!
Favorite shot: Stripper nipples (Wide eye + Red jack)

Movies should be bloody and funny, they should
make you bleed and laugh at you.

Boondock Saints, The Matrix Trilogy, Star Wars (classic trilogy), the "revenge" movies of the 80's, Harold and Kumar go to white castle, Fight Club. Better Off Dead, Red Hot American Summer, Airheads, Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, Malibu's Most Wanted, White Chicks, Trojan War, Hot Fuzz, Clerks, Big Money Hustlas, The Punisher, (Spice World turns me on) The 40 year old virgin, Exorcist: The Beginning, Shaun of the Dead, A Stir of Echoes.

Lovecraft, Worst Case Zombie Survival Guide, Redemptions of Torment, The Art of War, Communion, The Popup Book of Phobias and Fears.

PsychoNJug

Dark_Lord_Odious

chicken_saber_killa@yahoo.com

darth_balls@sith.zzn.com

www.myspace.com/daedricashtray

www.myspace.com/darthodiousrocks

darth_balls@sith.zzn.com

Lets weave a tale shall we?

I was born on May 24 1983 In a little town of Mesa Arizona, My parents moved back to Wisconsin when I was 5. Blibbity blah, do doopy dirpy dal.

I grew up with very few friends, I sort of ostracized myself from most social situations.

High school was a horrible time in my life, it was one bad decision after another, one psycho bitch after another, after another. I kicked it with my friends from high school, until a magical bottle of Everclear finally snapped something in my brain, and I realized that they really were not friends at all.

So at that time I only had my 2 of my Juggalo friends to rely on, the people I left behind were the biggest posers in the galaxy, now they are little emo bitches.

Anywho, I work my ass off daily, I have a CNC Machinist job at Madison Kipp corp, where I make power steering retainers for large GM trucks. Its a really good job, the hours suck though (11p-7a)

I took a couple of years off to save up money for school, I went back and now have degrees in Metallurgy, CNC operation and Theory, and slowly getting my associates degree in Science, and slowly working toward my degree in Metallurgy, and possibly *gasp* teaching a technology class (updated WOO)

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Well, people really seem to like me, I don't know why, I'm pretty much insane, I have never let a friend down, and never plan on it.

I can be the oddest, yet funniest 'lo you ever met, or a raging crazy white dude, or both. I don't like the sun, I am a nice shade of pasty white. Most people say "Dude, You rock ass!" And Im like yeah, I know I do, I know...

Personally, I think I am just a guy plotting galactic domination, but is too lazy to do anything about it.

I can have a conversation about anything from deep Theological views, Theoretical Astrophysics, or why Cheeze Whiz is funny, Im an all arounder. Sometimes I imitate Invader Zim at strange moments, or say really odd stuff that gives me the strangest looks from people, but Im a nice guy, If it will make you laugh, Ill put fries in my beard and do the cabbage patch. I make an ass out of myself daily. I don't really care what people think of me, so yeah.

I am a Star Wars fanatic, If you don't know what it means, its okay, I guess. I am an Dark Uber Nerd, I play Magic: The Gathering, Read the Necronomicon frequently, and hope that one day this planet will be taken over by people with special powers. Hopefully, I will be one of them.

Do you need to ask?

The Entire Psychopathic Family, Slipknot, Metallica, Static-X, Slayer, Tech N9ne, Three 6 Mafia, Marz, PDM, NIN, Cypriss Hill, Thievery Corporation, Mudvayne (Pre Pussied out)

DETHKLOK !

Bob Marley (Reggae in itself is good chilling music)

Juggalettes, all shapes and sizes, Swords, Knives, Darth Vader, Jagermiester, Wide-Eye, Jim Beam Black, Captain Morgan, any lette who can hold down their drinks, cooking (yes I cook), Taco Bell, dishwashers (don't take em for granted people), Aluminum, Xbox 360, PS3, chicken strips.

I am beginning to become really addicted to Grape Mountain dew AMP's.

Anyone who can comprehend or *gasp* match my weirdness,

Relentless Rats
Thrumming Stone

Ketchup (or is it Catsup?), coconut anything (smell mostly), super sluts, super whores, pork chops, bank overdraft fees, mayo, people who can't take a joke, snowstorms, factories without air conditioning, bees, broken drill bits, radiation, junkies, Semi trucks, the sun. Super cunt attitudes, people who say "fuck me over, ill fuck you over harder" on their profiles.

A bitchy princess attitude won't stop a bullet.

Cranial Extraction