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Stop and listen. Let me introduce myself. I'm the fucking Magician

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Age: 17
City: Doylestown (45 mins from Phill, Pennsylvania
Country: United States
GENDER :: Juggalo (Male)
OCCUPATION :: Bartender
EDUCATION :: Some High School
CHILDREN :: Dont Want Children
TATTOOS :: 1-2 Tattoos
DRINK :: Yes
SMOKE :: No
RELIGION :: Fellowship Of Juggalos
ETHNICITY :: Caucasion (Non-Hispanic)
BODY TYPE :: Average
ORIENTATION :: Straight
DATING STATUS :: Married
BEEN TO THE GOTJ :: 1
FAVORITE PSYCHOPATHIC ARTIST :: Twiztid
FAVORITE UNDERGROUND ARTIST :: Zug Izland
2ND FAVORITE UNDERGROUND ARTIST (NON-PSY: Esham
3RD FAVORITE UNDERGROUND ARTIST (NON-PSY: Kottonmouth Kings
FAVORITE FAYGO :: Cola
FAVORITE JOKERS CARD :: The Riddlebox
FAVORITE ICP ALBUM :: The Wraith : Shangri-la
FAVORITE BOONDOX ALBUM :: The Harvest
FAVORITE DARK LOTUS ALBUM :: Black Rain
FAVORITE TWIZTID ALBUM :: Freek Show
FAVORITE BLAZE ALBUM :: Clockwork Gray
MEMBER SINCE: 01/14/2008
STAR SIGN: Virgo
LAST LOGIN: 11/13/2008 23:03:25
MY RATING: 10.00

Magic, Escape Art, Music, Goofing off, Hanging with friends and goofing off, Martial Arts

For Escape Art heres what I got:
Two Straight Jackets. One is signed by a bunch of magicians the other I perform in.

Multiple styles of handcuffs, no fuzzy sorry Lette's.

The Handcuff Collar combination thing

50 feet of rope and chains.

Also I do fire eating.

Cradle to the Grave, and old school Godzilla

Wheel of Time Series, anything by Jonathan Maberry

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my friends call me Magic, Mage, the Magician, Preach, Spaz, or Shaggy (When i have long hair), Wolfman, Wolf, Beast, Chewbacca, Fuzz (you can see these last ones are hair oriented).

Yea background sob story:
I kinda knew I was always different than anyone I knew. Different taste in music and views on the world, just a total different upbringing. It wasn't bad, hell ive had a great life just my parents arn't normal so i'm different.

I guess it was when i was 12 I found ICP and that totally changed my life. I felt like I was truly home and could be accepted for who I am. I got the 6 Joker Cards and next thing ya know I'm covered in faygo with some Juggalette.

Enough of the sob background shit.

I'm an escape artist and magician. I implement Juggalo references through out my shows and use only Psychopathic signed artists for my background music. Its fun as hell....plus slightly kinky when you got two Juggalettes tying you up haha

Also lemme put this out there. I LOVE SEX. That does not make me a pig or a chauvinist or anything. It just means i like it, yes i want it, but that doesn't mean i want to have sex with every woman i meet. I just love it ok?

I'm very opinionated too and i'm brutally honest. I can't stand people who would rather believe a bucket of lies then a bucket of truth because the truth hurt. I will take that bucket of lies away from you and make you see the truth for what it is. Fanatacism is just one of these things i will not stand, the Westboro Baptist Church of KA is an extremely good example of this. If you would like to debate i'm fine with that, but as soon as you curse me off that means your arguements are gone, so please know what you get into.

Currently I am designing video games for THQ and co-authoring three books with the Stoker Award winning author Jonathan Maberry, this included working with Jonathan on the video games too, they asked both of us. I am also co-authoring something with him, that when announced to the public, i will announce here. Lets just say my contract doesn't let me give any details. Furthermore if you pick up the Ghost Road Blues series, which Jonathan and I will be continuing, I am a character in the third book. Thus lying grounds for continuation :D.


Anyone signed to Psychopathic Records, and metal





Juggalettes, if you got your hair dyed in some extremely weird color I officially love you. Video games, you can catch me on WoW or Xbox Live if im not with friends. Cooking, yea I know it's weird. Tattoos, i got one and getting more.

Them preppy bitches who think they own everything. Liars, haters, homework the root of all evil.



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From: chainsmokin_ninjette
11/13/2008 19:18:27
What up ninja, haven't talked to you in a minute!!


From: dead-hope-juggalette
11/10/2008 18:24:41

hey wuz wikid??



From: vampire
11/05/2008 14:25:16
not alot here just been partying and shit but im kinda bored thats y im on here talking to ppl


From: vampire
11/05/2008 00:24:22
whoop whoop whats up ninja hit a lette up some time mmfwcl


From: Edifide
10/25/2008 22:51:35

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ENJOY THE MUSIC...HIT US UP AND SHOW US "FAM LUV"...IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU HEAR...AND DON'T SLEEP ON THE 21 FREE SONGS ABOVE



KEEP IT REAL
&
GOD BLESS
EDIFIDE



From: Edifide
10/22/2008 23:32:26

WHATS GOING DOWN FAM.....EDIFIDE here .....we don't get to spend a lot of time on MJS cuz of all the work we have to do at N-SANE MIXES .... but we thought we would get on here today and just try to hook up our FAM .... so "please" ENJOY FAM.....this is ALL for you

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KEEP IT REAL
&
GOD BLESS
EDIFIDE


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AND WE HOPE WE CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD THAT YOUR HEAD BLOWS THE FUCK UP .....ENJOY THIS VIDEO.... AND PEEP OUT THE NEXT VIDEO CALLED ...."FREEK OUT"....MADE FOR JUGGALOS ...BY JUGGALOS ....ENJOY FAM....AND MUCH MAD FUCKIN "FAM LUV"





IF YOU GOT MYSPACE...CLICK BELOW TO ADD US TODAY ....ENJOY AND MAD FUCKIN "FAM LUV"
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ENJOY THE MUSIC...HIT US UP AND SHOW US "FAM LUV"...IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU HEAR...AND DON'T SLEEP ON THE 21 FREE SONGS ABOVE



From: xTwiztidxMistressx
10/21/2008 19:33:34

Bulllllshiiiiit! You are NOT sane!



From: xTwiztidxMistressx
10/21/2008 18:10:00

And you aren't?! HA!


:]



From: xTwiztidxMistressx
10/21/2008 17:52:49

Haha yeah they are :] 'cause were like


Magic magic ninjas wut?!



From: xTwiztidxMistressx
10/21/2008 17:31:04

O.o so I will admit our convos on the phone with Kitty are pretty damn interesting o_o

Wow.




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